I Liked The Koala, Wallaby, And I

Comedy Clubs Are A Bit More Expensive. That's The Problem With Some Of These Places. But The Flipside Of That Is, If You Do Too Many Shows For Free Or $5, Then People Don't Understand Why You Can't Fly To Milwaukee And Do A Show For A $3 Cover. That Won't Even Pay For My Flight.

I Love Chicken. I Would Eat Chicken Fingers On Thanksgiving If It Were Socially Acceptable.

People Don't Understand That That's Really What It Is. They're Looking For A Magic Phone Number Or Something. And To A Certain Extent, I Understand That, Because Comedy Is Treated So Much As A Stepping Stone By A Lot Of People.

I Will Not Be Misquoted!

It's Cool To Go To A Place That Has Posters Up And It's One Night Only. It Feels More Special.