I Like To Think Of My House

After All, Game Shows Are Not Like Working In A Coal Mine.

Eating Crappy Food Isn't A Reward -- It's A Punishment.

I Was Raised By Just My Mom. See, My Father Died When I Was Eight Years Old. At Least, That's What He Told Us In The Letter.

I Don't Care If My Jokes Are Appropriate For A Kid.

The Easiest Diet Is, You Know, Eat Vegetables, Eat Fresh Food. Just A Really Sensible Healthy Diet Like You Read About All The Time.