I Like To Think Of My House

You Know What I Worry About? I Worry That When I Hit My Head, It Pushes My Hair Into My Brain, And It Will Eventually Kill Me.

I See My Face In The Mirror And Go, 'i'm A Halloween Costume? That's What They Think Of Me?'

When I Thought I Was Retired, I Wanted To Travel Around The World And Watch Soccer Games.

Oh, And Once, When I Was In The Marines, I Got A Perfect Score On My Physical Fitness Test.

The Laughs Are Honestly Bigger, ... They Are The Kind Of Unexpected Belly Laughs You Get With Your Friends During Conversation.