I Like To Stay In A Hotel

I'd Have To Say Sunset Salsa. Nothing Against Honey Lime, But It's For Losers.

The Reason I Say I'm A Horrible Person Is I Don't Want Myself To Be Presented As Somebody Who's A Great Catholic.

When I Started Stand-up - And This Is In The '90s - There Was Definitely People Hadn't Watched Decades Of Comedy Central, Where People Are Really Much More Educated On Stand-up Comedy.

Bacon Bits Are Like The Fairy Dust Of The Food Community.

Cookies At Both Of Them. The Cookies Are Probably Better At Letterman Though.