I Do Just Want To Do Jokes.

How Dumb Do I Think The Americans Are? I Bet You We Could Sell Those Idiots Water.

Who Was The First Person To Walk Into A Harbor And Say, "whatever That Horrible Smell Is I Want To Eat It"

“really, There Are Two Types Of People Who Go Bowling. There Are People Who Really, Really Love Bowling. Then There Are The People That Are Like: Wouldn’t It Be Hysterical If We Went Bowling?”

You Wanna Know How Good Bacon Is? To Improve Other Food, They Wrap It In Bacon.

I Have More Pictures Of My Children Than My Father Ever Looked At Me.