When You Hear Bacon Cooking....that Sizzling Sound

I Only Dated One Asian Girl, But She Was Very Asian. She Was A Panda.

The Reason I Say I'm A Horrible Person Is I Don't Want Myself To Be Presented As Somebody Who's A Great Catholic.

I Think When My Mother Died, It Was Such A - You Know, A Shock To The Logic That I Had Been Raised With.

I Don't Want People To Think I Believe In God.

I Told My Son, Who's 11, "look, I Don't Care If You Curse - It's Other People That Care." So We Tried That Experiment, And He Just Cursed All The Time. And I Was Like, "all Right, Now I Care That You Curse." You Try To Have This Idealized View, And It's Like, "i Don't Care." But It's Just Going To Cause Chaos.