I Like To Play Chess With Bald

For Some Reason, Religious Jokes Seem As Trivial As Jokes About Food Or Driving.

How Many People Here Have Telekenetic Powers? Raise My Hand.

Not Everybody Hates Me. Only The People Who've Met Me.

Probably The Toughest Time In Anyone's Life Is When You Have To Murder A Loved One Because They're The Devil.

My Dad And I, We Used To Play Baseball. I Was The Catcher. Which I Liked. Until One Day, I Saw This Game On Tv, And I Said, Hang On, How Come Their Catcher Doesn't Have His Hands Tied To His Ankles?