I Like To Play Chess With Bald

Writing Jokes For Others Is Like Having Babies For Someone Else. It's Sad. Like The Woman Who Gives Up Her Baby But Needs To Be Close So She Secretly Becomes The Maid In The Household.

I'm Filthy Stinking Rich - Well, Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad.

Writer's Block Is A Myth. I Never See The Gardeners Suffering From Gardening Block.

Santa Fe Is Fun To Visit, But Property There Will Cost You An Arm And A Dillo.

I Like To Play Chess With Bald Men In The Park Although It's Hard To Find 32 Of Them.