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I Never Cheated On My Wife. I Took Seriously Those Vows Of Celibacy.

People Come Up To Me... Concerned... That I'll Reproduce.

New York's Such A Wonderful City. Although I Was At The Library Today. The Guy Was Very Rude. I Said, "i'd Like A Card." He Says, "you Have To Prove You're A Citizen Of New York." So I Stabbed Him.

My Jokes Are In My Head And I Have A Duplicate Copy Of My Jokes In A Lot Of British Comics' Heads, Where They Are Safe.

Actually, My Cd Was Released In 1985, In Return For Two German Missionaries And A Dutch Urologist.