Lord Please Break The Laws Of The

I Never Cheated On My Wife. I Took Seriously Those Vows Of Celibacy.

I Asked My Girlfriend, 'will You Marry Me?' She Said, 'we'll Have To Ask My Father.' So We Had A Seance And Jack Ruby Says, 'hello!'

Lord Please Break The Laws Of The Universe For My Convenience. Amen.

I Don't Know If I Have Sexual Magnetism Or Animal Magnetism, Though Sometimes I'll Find A Squirrel Stuck To My Forehead.

I Don't Have To Tell You Folks About Scuba Diving. So, That'll Save Some Time.