Thou Shalt Not Kill Anything Less Than

This Job Will Drive Me To Drink, And For That Reason, I Will Be Eternally Grateful.

Drown In A Cold Vat Of Whiskey? Death, Where Is Thy Sting?

If I Ever Found A Church That Didn't Believe In Knocking All The Other Churches, I Might Consider Joining It.

I Never Met A Kid I Liked.

First Prize Was A Week In Philadelphia. Second Prize Was Two Weeks.