Thou Shalt Not Kill Anything Less Than

I Never Drink Water... Fish F**k In It.

Once, During Prohibition, I Was Forced To Live For Days On Nothing But Food And Water.

No Man Is Boss In His Own Home, But He Can Make Up For It, He Thinks, By Making A Dog Play Dead.

It's Quite True I'm Not Drinking Anymore; However, I'm Not Drinking Any Less Either.

I've Been On A 46-year Diet Of Olives And Alcohol. The Latter I Consume. The Former I Save And Use Over Again In More Alcohol. In My Lifetime, I Imagine, I Have Consumed At Least $200,000 Worth Of Whisky.