Thou Shalt Not Kill Anything Less Than

There Are Better Things Than Sex, But Nothing Quite Like It.

There Are Seven Natural Openings In The Head And Body. A Lawyer Is The Only Human Being With Eight. The Extra One Is A Slot To Store Money In, Should His Bank Be Unable To Hold All Of It.

Children Should Neither Be Seen Or Heard From - Ever Again.

You Can't Trust Water: Even A Straight Stick Turns Crooked In It.

I Don't Believe In Dining On An Empty Stomach.