Thou Shalt Not Kill Anything Less Than

How Well I Remember My First Encounter With The Devil'ss Brew. I Happened To Stumble Across A Case Of Bourbon - And Went Right On Stumbling For Several Days Thereafter.

You Can Fool Some Of The People Some Of The Time -- And That's Enough To Make A Decent Living.

Few Things In Life Are More Embarrassing Than The Necessity Of Having To Inform An Old Friend That You Have Just Got Engaged To His Fiancee.

I Never Voted For Anybody. I Always Voted Against.

Scotch Needs Water Like A Fish Needs A Bicycle.