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The First Thing Any Comedian Does On Getting An Unscheduled Laugh Is To Verify The State Of His .

I Don't Believe In Dining On An Empty Stomach.

I Certainly Do Not Drink All The Time. I Have To Sleep You Know.

I Feel Like A Midget With Muddy Feet Had Been Walking Over My Tongue All Night.

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