I Like Parties, But I Don't Like

My Friend Named His Car. And I Don't Want To Be Judgemental, But... What A Dork.

I Walk Around And Think About Things. When I Come Across A Thought That Makes Me Laugh, I Write It Down. Then, At Night, I Say The Thought To People Through A Microphone. I Don't Think About Politics Or Pop Culture Very Much, So Those Thoughts Don't Often Make It To The Microphone.

Cottonballs Are An Example Of Something I'd Want To Buy, But Not Have As A Nickname.

A Pipe Is Greater Than A Bong. Because When You're Smoking A Pipe At Least It Makes You Look Like You're Thinking About Something.

I Just Found Out That I Have More Allies Than America!