As Soon As I Jumped Out Of

When Telling A Story About How Wasted You Were Last Night, Stop.

I Think The Most Annoying Language Is A Tie Between All The Ones I Don't Know How To Speak.

I Just Found Out That I Have More Allies Than America!

I Think There's A Difference Between Making Comedy And Reporting Comedy. When You're A Joke Teller You Can Easily Fall Into The Second, You Can Show Up And Just Say The Jokes.

Do You Have Any Greek In You? That Was Just A Tactful Way Of Asking If You're Pregnant. If You're Not, Then Let's Break Up.