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You'll Never Catch A Nudist With His Pants Down.

There Are So Many Flavors Of Coke Now - Coke With Lemon, Coke With Vanilla, Coke With Lime, Cherry Coke, And They've Just Brought Out Another New Flavor - Coke With Pepsi.

Last Halloween I Ran Out Of Candy And I Had To Give The Kids Nicotine Gum.

The Campaign For The White House Is Heating Up With John Kerry Taking Heat For Throwing His Vietnam Medals Away, Getting A $1000 Haircut, And Wearing A 1970s Wig Known As 'the Leno.' There Are Really Two Sides To This Story. And America Can't Wait For Kerry To Present Both Of Them.

It's The First Day Of Spring. That Means This Weekend I'll Take Down My Christmas Lights.