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The White House Says That The Vacation In Texas Will Give President Bush The Chance To Unwind. My Question Is, When Does The Guy Wind?

Number One Way Life Would Be Different If Dogs Ran The World: All Motorists Must Drive With Head Out Window.

I'm An Environmentalist. Most Of My Jokes Are Recycled.

George Clooney Is On The Program Tonight. Next Week At This Time I Will Be In A Hardware Store Watching Them Mix Paint.

Martha Stewart Is Getting Out Of Prison So Today The Terror Alert Was Raised From Orange To Pesto.