Everyone Has A Purpose In Life. Perhaps

I Cannot Sing, Dance Or Act; What Else Would I Be But A Talk Show Host.

You All Know Newt Gingrich. Newt Is Short For Newton. People Say If That's The Case, What Is Mitt Short For? It's Short For 'mittens.'

Don't Use Your Bedroom For Work, Unless You're A Prostitute.

Overall Bush's European Trip Has Been An Overwhelming Success. Not Once Has He Gotten Separated From His Group.

I'll Be Honest With You. It's Beginning To Look Like I'm Not Going To Get 'the Tonight Show.'