Men And Women Are Immigrants In Each

The Reason Gas Prices Are So High Is Because The Oil Is In Texas And Oklahoma And All The Dipsticks Are In Washington.

If Love Is The Treasure, Laughter Is The Key.

In America, You Can Always Find A Party. In Soviet Russia, The Party Can Always Find You!

Homosexuality In Russia Is A Crime And The Punishment Is Seven Years In Prison, Locked Up With The Other Men. There Is A Three Year Waiting List.

Russian Men Have A Saying: "women Are Like Buses..." That's It.