I Learned As A Young Man That

We're Cognizant, Curious Beings, Capable Of Philosophical Thought, Nuclear Physics, Repeating Nerf Weapons, Global Consciousness, Glade Air Fresheners, And Sentient Automobiles. But We're Assholes First.

If You Like Comedy, Go Home And Curl Up With Leviticus. The Writers Of The Onion Are Handed Leviticus On Their First Day.

I Come From The Theater, Where I Got Into Acting Because I Love Transforming. I Love Nothing More Than To Be Unrecognizable.

I've Been Working Steadily As An Actor Since Around 1998. I Wasn't Well Known In The Public, But I Was A Dependable Working Journeyman.

I Always Call Myself A "student" Of The Guitar.