I Really Bridled When Parks And Rec

The Key, I Would Say To Any Fledgling Humorist Starting Out, Is To Make Sure That Sloppiness Is Part Of Your Recipe. That Way They Come To Expect Fumbling And Clumsiness And They Say, "oh, It Must Be A Charming Part Of His Personality."

Damn It All, You Have Been Given A Life On This Beautiful Planet! Get Off Your Ass And Do Something!

For Years I Drove A Big Ford F250 Pickup. That Was My Ride Because Two-thirds Of My Work Was Wood Work, And I'm Always Driving Up To Northern California, Where I Harvest Salvaged Trees.

Whenever I Have A Stubborn Position On Something, I Take A Deep Breath And Swallow Myself.

Don't Use Barbiturates Before Going On Stage. And Be Honest.