The World Is Split Into Two Halves:

I Just Always Had A Penchant For Performing For People.i'm A Jackass Clown.

I Really Bridled When Parks And Rec Became Popular And Woodworking Publications Wanted Me To Do Stuff With Them.

When I Hear Young People Today Complain About Being Bored - And The Things That Keep Them From Being Bored Are Generally Exclusively Videogames And/or Computer Pastimes - I Just Try To Encourage Them To Go Outside.

I Always Drastically Changed My Look For Each Role. It's Gotten A Little Tedious In Real Life, Also, Because There's No Hiding.

There's A Lot Of Common Sense ... Which I Feel Like We Have Lost Touch With.