I Learn The Lines That Jk Rowling

I Am A Theatre Actor, But The Last Ten Years I've Taken Parts In Movies Because It Keeps Me In Money.

I Used To Be Gay, But I Was Forced To Give It Up, Because It Made My Eyes Water.

Oh Yeah, I'd Love To Be A Comedian. I've Done A Lot, But Always In The Confines Of Plays.

A Child Did Approach Me In A Restaurant In Cornwall, But He Thought I Was Gandalf.

There Were No Spells At My School, Just A Smack In The Mouth.