Oh Yeah, I'd Love To Be A

I Live In Fear Of Being A Contented Passenger. I'd Rather Get Parts I Can't Play.

Oh Yeah, I'd Love To Be A Comedian. I've Done A Lot, But Always In The Confines Of Plays.

I Promise Myself That I Would Go And Do A Play Every Year.

I've Always Tried To Be An Actor Who... I Just Plod On And Try To Keep My Mouth Shut, Mind My Own Business. I Find The Whole Thing About People's Lives... I Can't Understand It. I'm Always Astonished That People Want To Know Anything About Me.

Yeah, I Like Causing Trouble. It's The Teddy Boy In Me. I Used To Be A Teddy Boy. Feeling Slightly Inferior And Wanting To Cause A Bit Of Bother And Get Some Action Going On In The Room Rather Than Get Bored Stiff.