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I'm An Anorak. I've Always Been An Obsessive Collector Of Things. Richard Briers Collects Stamps. I Collect Cars And Guns, Which Are Much More Expensive, And Much More Difficult To Store.

Yeah, I Like Causing Trouble. It's The Teddy Boy In Me. I Used To Be A Teddy Boy. Feeling Slightly Inferior And Wanting To Cause A Bit Of Bother And Get Some Action Going On In The Room Rather Than Get Bored Stiff.

Paul Schofield Said Something Like, 'if I'm Not Acting In A Play, I Don't Really Exist.' Those Weren't The Exact Words, But He Meant It's Only When I'm Acting In A Play That I've Got Something To Say About The World. And Then Why Should I Talk, When People Can Come To See It?

A Child Did Approach Me In A Restaurant In Cornwall, But He Thought I Was Gandalf.

I Used To Be Gay, But I Was Forced To Give It Up, Because It Made My Eyes Water.