I Used To Be Gay, But I

Television Has Dried Up For My Generation, So Its Plays And Films.

Oh Yeah, I'd Love To Be A Comedian. I've Done A Lot, But Always In The Confines Of Plays.

Every Part I Play Is Just A Variant Of My Own Personality. No Real Character Actor, Of Course, Just Me.

I Promise Myself That I Would Go And Do A Play Every Year.

You Get Used To Being Lazy Doing Films, But Classical Theatre's Going To Finish Me Off.