I Know What You Wanted To Say,

Before I Was Known, I Would Go On Stage And Pretend I Was Other People. Once I Pretended I Was Mentally Handicapped. It Was Really Wrong. One Time I Was A Bad Magician. And One Time I Pretended I Was A Christian Comic.

There Are Atheists And Christians, And There Are People In Both Groups Who Are A Little Too Heavy-handed.

Straight People Say, 'you Know You're Just Gay,' And Gay People Say, 'you Know You're Just Gay.' There Is Such A Thing As Bisexual!

Yes, I Direct Commercials As Well. I Get These Really Weird Offers And Then I Have To Bid On Them And Win The Job. One Offer That I Have Now, And I've Already Done This Last Year For The Same Company, Is For Cash Value Cheese, This Cheese Out In The Midwest. I Did Two Spots For Them Last Year And I'm Going To Probably Do Three This Year. I Also Did Some For The Utah Transit Authority, Which Was Weird And Interesting And They Turned Out Really Funny - They Actually Won An Award.

The Internet Is A Great Place To Find Unconventional Comedy That You Can't Find Anywhere Else.