I Know What I'm Doing, Just Show

Sometimes The Road Less Traveled Is Less Traveled For A Reason.

People Have An Infinite Attention Span If You Are Entertaining Them.

There's No Way That Moving In With Your Parents Is A Sign That Your Life Is On Track.

Everybody Lies About Sex. People Lie During Sex. If It Weren't For Lies, There'd Be No Sex.

I Like Staying In Hotels. I Like Their Tiny Soap. I Like To Pretend It's Regular-sized And My Muscles Are Huge.