I Know What I'm Doing, Just Show

I Always Did Well On The Essay Questions. Just Put Everything You Know On There, Maybe You'll Hit It.

The First Real Thought That I Had Of Something That I Might Do Was To Write For Car Magazines, Because I Always Had A Car Thing.

The Only Way A Show Works Is You Find People Who You Think Are Qualified And Talented And You Give Them A Chance To Do What They Do.

If People Would Only Look To The Cookie, All Our Problems Would Be Solved.

The Whole Object Of Comedy Is To Be Yourself And The Closer You Get To That, The Funnier You Will Be.