I Know The Bible Isn't Real Because

Every Single Person Wants To Do It, Don't Hate Me Because I Had The Guts To Follow My Heart!

I Can't Say I Agree With Something That Takes The Focus Away From Me.

The Thing About Hitting Kids Is, Think About If You Were Doing The Same Thing To Another Adult. Hitting Your Kid Is Really The Same As Hitting Your Employee Or Wife, And The Issue Become Pretty Clear When You Think About It That Way.

I Love Signing Autographs! Sometimes, When People Ask Me For One, I Keep The Photo For Myself And Frame It. It's A Win-win Situation Really; I Get An Extra 25 Dollars In My Pocket And Another Portrait For My Bedroom.

That Hugh Laurie Show Is Nothing But Scrubs Fan Fiction.