In April 1975 I Was Born And

If I Had A Billion Dollars I Would...oh Wait...already Do.

I Don't Know Why People Were So Upset With Me. Prince Got His Own Symbol. I Just Wanted To Adopt The Handicap Symbol As My Own So I Could Park In Handicap Spots. Deformed People Should Be Honored To Park So Close To Me. Meeting A Celebrity Like Me May Give Them Hope In Their Mistake Of A Life.

The Fact That 'scrubs' Is So Popular In Israel Is Very Important To Me. I Feel Like I'm Helping To Cancel Out The Thousands Of Years Of Oppression The Jewish People Have Suffered.

Some People Just Can't Handle That They Will Never Be A Better Actor Than Me

I Mean, So What If It's A Little Dangerous? A One-armed Kid Is Comedy Gold.