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I Feel That If A Person Has Problems Communicating The Very Least He Can Do Is To Shut Up.

Political Satire Became Obsolete When They Awarded Henry Kissinger The Nobel Peace Prize.

Don't Solicit For Your Sister, It's Not Nice. Unless You Get A Good Percentage Of Her Price.

I Find That If You Take The Various Popular Song Forms To Their Logical Extremes, You Can Arrive At Almost Anything From The Ridiculous To The Obscene-or, As They Say In New York, Sophisticated.

They Love Us Everywhere We Go. So When In Doubt, Send The Marines.