I Know People Are Tired Of Me

Sometimes You Try To Help People, And It Backfires On You, And Then They Try To Take Advantage Of You.

You Know My Father's Favorite Game? Come Here And Pull My Finger.

For College Seniors There Should Be A Week Of Being Allowed To Cry. Just Break Down And Cry Because You Are Scared And Don't Know What's Next.

You Are A Genius!... And I Am A Genius Because I Married You.

I Don't Wear No Condom And I Don't Plan For No Kids.