I Know I'm A Pop Star. But

I Always Wanted To Be A Muppet.

War Is Devastating, And It Leaves Its Scars For Generations.

I Have Been Told By People That I Should Not Be Seen Clubbing With Good-looking Women, But I Can't See Why Not. Why Be A Pop Star Otherwise?

My Dad Was In The Army. The Army's Not Great Pay, But, You Know, We Moved From Army Patch To Army Patch Wherever That Was. The Army Also Contributed To Sending Me Off To Boarding School.

Mothers Always Think Their Children Are Prettier Than They Really Are, And Mine Has Always Told Me I Look Like Tom Cruise.