I Knew It... I'm Surrounded By Assholes!

Bad Taste Is Simply Saying The Truth Before It Should Be Said.

When I Was A Little Boy, I Thought When I Grew Up I Would Talk Yiddish. I Thought Little Kids Talked English, But When They Became Adults, They Would Talk Yiddish Like The Adults Did. There Would Be No Reason To Talk English Anymore, Because We Would Have Made It.

Ill Just Say Whats In My Heart: Ba-bump, Ba-bump, Ba-bump.

Humor Keeps The Elderly Rolling Along, Singing A Song. When You Laugh, Its An Involuntary Explosion Of The Lungs. The Lungs Need To Replenish Themselves With Oxygen. So You Laugh, You Breathe, The Blood Runs, And Everything Is Circulating. If You Dont Laugh, Youll Die.

I Don't Have A Mission. I Don't Have A Torch To Burn.