I Knew It... I'm Surrounded By Assholes!

Hope For The Best. Expect The Worst. Life Is A Play. We're Unrehearsed.

Life Literally Abounds In Comedy If You Just Look Around You.

If You're Alive, Make A Lot Of Noise, Because Life Is The Very Opposite Of Death.

We Want To Get People Laughing; We Don't Want To Offend Anybody.

There's No Such Thing As Too Far. If It Works It's Funny, If It Doesn't Work It's Too Far, It's Stupid. Really There's No Such Thing As "too Far." You're Joining The Politically Correct When You Use Words Like "too Far." You Don't Want To Join The Army Of Politically Correct.