Everything We Do In Life Is Based

Nothing Is Free. You Got To Pay To Be In Society. First You Start With Homework.

Good Taste Is The Enemy Of Comedy.

My Job Is To Go Out And Entertain The Most People Possible. The Job Is To Make People Laugh. I Don't Have A Mission. I Don't Have A Torch To Burn.

I Don't Believe In This Business Of Being Behind, Better To Be In Front.

I'm Still A Horse That Can Run. I May Not Be Able To Win The Derby, But What Do You Do When You Retire? People Retire And They Vegetate. They Go Away And They Dry Up.