I Only Direct In Self-defense.

Tragedy Is What Happens To Me; Comedy Is What Happens To You.

I'll Accept Bad Taste In A Minute, As Long As There's Some Great Comedy Minds And Performances.

I'm Always Stunned When I Find Out People Like Roosevelt And Tolstoy Weren't Jewish. How Could I Love Them So Much?

Well, Just Being Stupid And Politically Incorrect Doesn't Work. You Can Be Politically Incorrect If You're Smart.

I've Been Accused Of Vulgarity. I Say That's Bullshit.