I Knew A Man Who Carried His

Mankind Became Hysterical In The Middle Ages Because It Poorly Repressed The Sexual Impressions Of Its Greek Boyhood.

There Are People Who Can Never Forgive A Beggar For Their Not Having Given Him Anything.

Barbershop Conversations Are Irrefutable Proof That Heads Exist For The Sake Of Hair.

If The Reporter Has Killed Our Imagination With His Truth, He Threatens Our Life With His Lies.

Progress Celebrates Victories Over Nature. Progress Makes Purses Out Of Human Skin. When People Were Traveling In Mail Coaches, The World Got Ahead Better Than It Does Now That Salesmen Fly Through The Air. What Good Is Speed If The Brain Has Oozed Out On The Way? How Will The Heirs Of This Age Be Taught The Most Basic Motions That Are Necessary To Activate The Most Complicated Machines? Nature Can Rely On Progress; It Will Avenge It For The Outrage It Has Perpetrated On It.