Satires Which The Censor Can Understand Are

I Knew A Man Who Carried His Education In His Vest Pocket Because There Was More Room There Than In His Head.

The Devil Is An Optimist If He Thinks He Can Make People Worse Than They Are.

I And My Public Understand Each Other Very Well: It Does Not Hear What I Say, And I Don't Say What It Wants To Hear.

Social Reform Is The Desperate Decision To Remove Corns From A Person Suffering From Cancer.

The Heroes Of Obtrusiveness, People With Whom No Soldier Would Lie Down In The Trenches, Though He Has To Submit To Being Interviewed By Them, Break Into Recently Abandoned Royal Castles So That They Can Report, "we Got There First!" It Would Be Far Less Shameful To Be Paid For Committing Atrocities Than For Fabricating Them.