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The Psychoanalysts Pick Our Dreams As If They Were Our Pockets.

Virginity Is The Ideal Of Those Who Want To Deflower.

Humanity Is The Washerwoman Of Society That Wrings Out Its Dirty Laundry In Tears.

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