At My Age I'm Envious Of A

I Told My Doctor I Think My Wife Has Vd. He Gave Himself A Shot Of Penicillin.

My Wife Has To Be The Worst Cook. In My House, We Pray After We Eat.

If I Could Have Dinner With Anyone Who Lived In History, It Would Depend On The Restaurant.

I Was So Ugly My Mother Used To Feed Me With A Sling Shot.

My Wife Is Such A Bad Cook, If We Leave Dental Floss In The Kitchen The Roaches Hang Themselves.