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If Sex Is A Pain In The Ass, Then You're Doing It Wrong.

Men Who Do Things Without Being Told Draw The Most Wages.

I Was So Poor Growing Up...if I Wasn't A Boy...i'd Have Nothing To Play With.

I Took My Son To Coney Island, I Said "wanna Go In The Crazy House?", He Said "save Your Money We'll Be Home Soon"!

We Were Poor. We Were So Poor, In My Neighborhood The Rainbow Was In Black-and-white.