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For Christmas One Year I Bought My Son A Bb Gun. He Bought Me A T-shirt With A Bulls Eye On The Back.

He Found A New Way To Cover Up His Bad Breath. He Holds Up His Arms.

I Got My First Break And Became A Singing Waiter At Eighteen Or Nineteen. I Couldn't Make A Living At It. I Quit. Then I Got Married And Sold Aluminum Siding. My Wife Had Problems Physically. It Was Not Good.

My Golf Game Is Getting Real Good. Last Week, I Got Through The Windmill.

My Parents Didn't Like Me. For Bathtub Toys They Gave Me A Blender And A Transistor Radio.