At My Age I'm Envious Of A

My Only Thrill Is Self Inflicted Hickies.

It Would Be Great If People Never Got Angry At Someone For Doing Something They've Done Themselves.

Guy Goes Into A Bar With A Duck Under His Arm. Bartender Says, "where'd You Get The Pig?" Guy Says, "this Is A Duck." Bartender Says, "i Was Talking To The Duck."

When I Go To A Nude Beach, I Always Take A Ruler, Just In Case I Have To Prove Something.

Life's A Short Trip. You'll Find Out.