At My Age I'm Envious Of A

My Wife's Jealousy Is Getting Ridiculous. The Other Day She Looked At My Calendar And Wanted To Know Who May Was.

You Can Name Your Own Salary In This Business. I Call Mine Fred.

I Came From A Real Tough Neighborhood. I Put My Hand In Some Cement And Felt Another Hand.

My Family Was A Bunch Of Drunks. When I Was Six I Came Up Missing, They Put My Picture On A Bottle Of Scotch.

You Don't Know Who To Believe. Like Abraham Lincoln. He Said All Men Were Created Equal. He Never Went To A Nude Beach.