At My Age I'm Envious Of A

With Girls I Get No Respect. A Belly Dancer Told Me I Turned Her Stomach.

I Once Went Out With This Girl, She Was No Bargain Either, She Showed Up With Pigtails Under Her Arms.

We Were Poor. We Were So Poor, In My Neighborhood The Rainbow Was In Black-and-white.

I Live In A Bad Neighborhood. Why, I Saw Two Complete Strangers Share A Taxi - Yeah, One Guy Took The Radio And The Other Guy Took The Tires.

Last Time I Tried To Make Love To My Wife Nothing Happened, So I Said To Her, 'what's The Matter, You Can't Think Of Anybody Either?'