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My Wife A Great Driver, She Once Hit A Deer. It Was In A Zoo. There Is A Pair Of Shoes On The Dashboard. They Belong To The Last Guy She Hit

They Took A Survey: Why Do Men Get Up In The Middle Of The Night? Ten Percent Get Up To Go To The Bathroom And 90 Percent Get Up To Go Home.

My Mom Took Me To A Dog Show And I Won!!

She Was So Ugly That Her Face Could Stop A Sundial.

My Father Gave Me A Bat For Christmas. The First Time I Tried To Play With It, It Flew Away.