I Just Want To Be A Professional.

Someone Once Asked Me What I Want On My Epitaph When I Pass Away. Just The Words 'i Tried.' That's What This Game Of Life Is All About. Trying. There's The Tryers, The Criers, And The Liars.

Hollywood Has Unfortunately Become A Memory. It's Nothing But A Sign On The Side Of A Hill.

Look, I Come From Vaudeville, I Come From Burlesque, I Come From Heartaches, I Come From Sadness, I Come From Gladness, I Come From Work And Sweat And Respect For The Craft.

On Hollywood Turning Its Back On Him: I Wasn't In The Club. You See, I'm Not Going To Be A Stroker. I Never Have Been All My Life.

John Frances, Entertainment Chair, Of The Friars Club: Of All The Roasts That I Have Produced For The Friars Club, This Is The One That I Am Most Excited About. Mickey Is One Of The Club's Dearest Friends, And We Wanted To Honor Him In The Way We Know Best.