I Just Love New York. New York

Charlie Brown Is The One Person I Identify With. C.b. Is Such A Loser. He Wasn't Even The Star Of His Own Halloween Special.

If Bill Gates Woke Up With Oprah's Money He'd Jump Out The Window.

The Only Reaction That Frightens Me Is People Not Laughing. It's Extraordinary To Me When You Get A Laugh. That You Can Go In Front Of A Bunch Of People You Never Met Before, You Can Say Some Stuff And They All Laugh In Unison - That's Amazing. It's A Miracle.

Kennedy Didn't Beat Nixon. Satire Beat Nixon.

You Can't Be Happy That Fire Cooks Your Food And Be Mad It Burns Your Fingertips.