I Think It’s Better To Have Ideas.

Happy White Peoples Independence Day The Slaves Weren't Free But I'm Sure They Enjoyed Fireworks.

I'm In Show Business... I Want To Hang Out With Janet Jackson, Not Jesse Jackson.

When You've Been On A Ghetto Diet Your Entire Life, You're Just Happy To Get A Large Soda Instead Of A Medium.

Community College Is Like A Disco With Books: "here's Ten Dollars; Let Me Get My Learn On!"

When You Die At 72, No Matter What You Die Of, It's Natural Causes. Even If You Get Hit By A Truck, It's Natural Causes. 'cause If You Was Younger, You'd Have Got Out The Way!