Behind Every Great Man In Prison Is

Today Is A Brand New Day. A Day Of Change, Of Promise, Of Creativity, Of Kindness, And Of Love. I'm Going Back To Bed.

Soon, I'm Going To Meet Somebody Around My Own Age, And She's Going To Be Smart And Beautiful, And I'm Going To Date Her Daughter.

What I've Learned About Comedy People Is That They're Defined By The Harshest Level They've Been To, Their Personal Auschwitz.

It's Okay To Get Stoned, As Long As Its Not By Other People.

Ladies, Apologies, But Isn't 'vintage' Just Used Stuff?