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My Advice To Young People In The Wrestling Business Would Be To Repeat Such Questions To Yourself As: "how Am I Standing Out? How Am I Getting Recognized? How Am I Getting Over?" And If You Don't Have Definitive Answers For Doing Those Things, You Are Doing It Wrong. It Is, Essentially, On Them. There Is No Right Way To Do It, And That's One Of The Great Things About This Business Because You Can Be Creative. People Who Say They Have It Figured Out Are Wrong.

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