There's No Way I Can Tag Team

I Take Pride In The Fact That A Lot Of Little Kids Dig What I Do.

What, Sheamus? Oh No, I Can See Him...he's Pretty Pale......what? Oh No, He's Even Whiter Than That. He's Like A Jar Of Mayonaisse With Eyeballs And A Ketchup Haircut.

Just Received Western Union Tellagram Via Carrier Pigieon From Mexican Cousin Juan, Apparently He Just Got Hired By Wwe...and Would Like Me To Watch His First Match Tonight In Salisbury Md, I'll Be There.

I Know A Lot Of Actors Who Live With Kind Of A Soundtrack In Their Lives, Even To Go To The Market. I'm Not That Kind Of Actor. I Don't Listen To Songs. I Actually Like Quiet.

Whether You Like Me Or You Don't, I Still Dig Showing Up For Work.