I'm The White Mohammad Ali.

It's Unrated, Which Means It's Too Confusing To Possibly Put A Rating On.

I Don't Doll Myself Up For Tv Because I Want People To Accept Me For Who I Am.

Seriously, I Grew Up A Fan Of Hulk Hogan, And I Think I Bring Some Of His Best Values To The Ring... The Values Of A Superhero. Always Do Your Best. Never Give Up... I Think Kids Want To Believe In That, And They Should Believe In That.

Ahhh, Wade. Wade, You're Just So Stupid.

You're Dressed Up Like The Flag, Somebody Get Him A Pole! Oh, No, No, No, I Know How You Can Get One. Go On A Date, With Michael Cole.