I'm The White Mohammad Ali.

I Have Certain Things That I Stand For, Certain Things That I Believe In, And If You Don't Like It And You Tell Me To Go To Hell, I Think That's Your God-given Right As A Fan. It's One Of Those Deals Where I'm That One Guy Who Is Outside Of That Realm Of Good Guy, Bad Guy. I'm Just Me, And It Elicits A Response Both Positive And Negative.

I Admire The Military. I Guess In A World Of Villains And Heroes, They're My Heroes. Their Dedication, Their Commitment, Their Discipline, Their Code Of Ethics.

Ladies And Gentlemen, King Of The Stupid Question: Todd Grisham!

Vicke Is So Fat That She Wakes Up In Sections.

Yes I Have A Belt. I Wear Big Pants Because My Ass Is Huge. So I Can't Go To A Store By Off The Rack A Size That Is Appropriate For My Waist Because They Don't Fit My Ass!