I'm The White Mohammad Ali.

My Dad Is The Reason I Actually Started Watching Wrestling. My Dad Was Never Big Into Sports; We Were All Big Into Sports As Kids, And He'd Go To Our Little League Games Or Whatever And Not Really Know What Was Going On, Because He Didn't Know About Sports, But He Knew About Wrestling.

And At Points In The Movie, John Cena Is Actually Impervious To Bullets!

Lightning Will Shoot From My Ass!!!

Yes I Have A Belt. I Wear Big Pants Because My Ass Is Huge. So I Can't Go To A Store By Off The Rack A Size That Is Appropriate For My Waist Because They Don't Fit My Ass!

I Think Every Year, My Role Changes. And I Am An Open House For Advice, For Anyone To Use. It's Just A Matter Of Asking Questions.