I Identify With The Regular Person, Because

But If Something Funny Happens, I Can't Resist. I Have To Tell The People.

I Have A No-apology Policy. No Apologies For Jokes. I Apologize In My Real Life All The Time. I Say Ridiculous Things, I Make Mistakes Constantly. But When I'm On Stage, I'm At A Microphone It's A Joke!

I'm Saying That She (whitney Houston) Looks Great For A Singer... The Way Courtney Love Is A Singer.

I Actually Have To Pick And Chose Stuff That I Know I'm Going To Bomb At.

Life Is Adventure. Travel Is Adventure At A Different Address.