I Haven't Reached Nirvana Yet, But I've

Don't Use Your Bedroom For Work, Unless You're A Prostitute.

I Have Talents Aplenty. Unfortunately, Precious Few Of Them Have Any Redeeming Social Value.

I Don't Know What They Are Protesting At Occupy Wall Street But I'm On Their Side. But 10,000 Protestors And One Porta Potty?

The First Presidential Debate Was Down In Florida. Residents Spent All Day Putting Plywood On Their Televisions.

Doritos-flavored Mountain Dew Is Coming. You Drink It, You Get A Combination Of Type 1 And Type 2 Diabetes.