Quiet Down, We Don't Want To Wake

Today, The L.a. Times Accused Arnold Schwarzenegger Of Groping Six Women. I'm Telling Ya, This Guy Is Presidential Material.

Sometimes When You Look In His Eyes You Get The Feeling That Someone Else Is Driving.

Halloween Is The Beginning Of The Holiday Shopping Season. That's For Women. The Beginning Of The Holiday Shopping Season For Men Is Christmas Eve.

Newt Gingrich Wants To Repeal Child Labor Laws. Ladies And Gentlemen, This Is The Man That We Need To Lead Us Into The 18th Century.

Here's My Problem. On Valentine's Day The Flowers Are Wilting And So Am I.