Do Good Things For Other People.

Let's Have Some Wine, Go Upstairs, And Look At My Money.

In Just A Few Minutes, My Son Will Have Completed His First Trip Around The Sun.

Mitt Romney, Two-time Republican Presidential Hopeful, Boxed Former Heavyweight Champion Of The World Evander Holyfield For Charity. It Was A Horrible Moment When Romney Bit Off Holyfield's Other Ear.

New Republican Presidential Candidate Jon Huntsman Is Fluent In Chinese. In A Short Period Of Time The Republicans Have Come Quite A Long Way. The Last Republican President Wasn't Even Fluent In English.

My Retirement Plan Was In Place But Bernie Maidoff With My Money.