I Haven't Been Hit Since Leon Spinks

As A Comic, It's Anti-comedy To Be Known. I Think A Lot Of Comedic Actors Get Lost In This World Of Hollywood And All This Stuff. They Lose What Brought Them There In The First Place. I'm Very Trepidatious About It.

Actually, I Used To Be A Busboy In A Strip Joint In New York And So I Hate Strip Joints. I'm Not That Kind Of Person.

Yesterday, I Masturbated For 45 Minutes... With Salad Tongs.

Reciting Lines Is Hard; Making Stuff Up Is Much, Much Easier.

I Think Those Neighborhood Signs That Say 'slow Children Playing' Are Mean.