I Haven't Been Hit Since Leon Spinks

I Think If You Come Out To California Trying To Be An Actor, It's Pretty Hard. There's Desperation. A Lot Of People Are Desperate, And A Lot Of People Are Clueless, Including Me. It's Hard To Try To Figure It Out. I've Never Told You, But I Have Head Shots That If You Saw Them... They're So Terrible! It's So Embarrassing.

At What Age Do You Think It's Appropriate To Tell A Highway It's Adopted?

Yesterday, I Masturbated For 45 Minutes... With Salad Tongs.

You Save 15 More Minutes Of Sleep If You Are A Man And You Don't Have To Shave.

You Write Things That Are Of Interest To You. There's No Focus Group.