Yesterday, I Masturbated For 45 Minutes... With

My Headshot Is A Scratch And Sniff, It Smells Like Failure And Onions.

'baskets' Isn't A Cbs Show. Nothing Against That, But This Is An Off-kilter Show On Cable That The Channel Lets You Do Interesting Things. Look, If It Works, It Works. And If It Doesn't, It's Just A Miniseries.

I Think Those Neighborhood Signs That Say 'slow Children Playing' Are Mean.

I Just Could Just Shave My Beard, And Nobody Would Recognize Me. Although I Look Like Jodie Foster.

American Society Loves To Prop People Up And Then Take Them Down.