I Have This Mistress: Show Business.

If You Are Someone, You Know, With Fame, Whatever Amount, It's Good To Be Married To Someone Who's Not Impressed With That At All.

I Did 15 Shows A Week When I Lived In New York. I Did Five Shows On A Friday And Seven Shows On A Saturday. It Was Everything I Did And It Was My Sole Source Of Income.

I Don't Want To Be A Spokesman For Family Values, But That's The Way My Standup Is Perceived.

People Are Going To See Both Of Us And Think It's An Abbott And Costello Kind Of Thing. It's Not An Easy Switch. It's Not An Easy Transition From Tv To Film.

Parents, Just Keep In Mind That Kids Will Always Round Off To The Nearest Obscenity.