I Have This Mistress: Show Business.

I Love Hitting Into The Rough Because It Gets Me Close To The People.

For The Sake Of Your Marriage, Get A King-size Bed. And If You Really Want To Stay Married, Get Two.

I Don't Think Men Talk As Much As Women, But When We Have Something On Our Minds We'll Get It Out.

I Can't Complain About My Career, That's For Sure.

Every Parent Knows That For A Kid, The Car Is Chloroform.