The Married Man Has All But Eliminated

For The Sake Of Your Marriage, Get A King-size Bed. And If You Really Want To Stay Married, Get Two.

You Know, Before I Would Think, My Cab Driver Hates Me. Now I Think My Limo Driver Hates Me.

You Don't Want To Shock Them And Do Something Totally Opposite, But You Also Want To Play A Different Character.

When You Wake Up One Day And Say, "you Know What? I Don't Think I Ever Need To Sleep Or Have Sex Again." Congratulations, You're Ready (to Have Children).

The More I Go Through Parenting, The More I Say I Owe My Mother An Apology.