I Have The Perfect Simplified Tax Form

It Was A Typically British Birth... I Was Three At The Time. They Had A Strike In The Maternity Ward... I Came Out In Sympathy.

Free Speech Isn't Dead In Germany And Italy, Merely The Speakers.

Contrary To What Certain Comedians Have Led You To Believe, The National French Pastime Is Picnicking.

If I'm On The Course And Lightning Starts, I Get Inside Fast. If God Wants To Play Through, Let Him.

Today's Ballroom Dances Like The Swim, The Frug, The Chicken And The Monkey Are Really Nervous Disorders Set To Music.