I Have No Desire To Carry A

I'd Rather Have A Part Where You Walk Into A Room And You Leave. That's Perfect For Me.

I Always Knew I Didn't Want Kids, And I Didn't Want To Get Married.

I Don't Mind Pointing Out Some Of The Failings Of Old Age, Because We Are All Headed In That Direction, Unless Of Course We Take Our Own Lives Before We Become A Burden. I'm Not Advocating Suicide, Oh Wait, I Guess I Am.

Don't Make Anybody A Homemade Gift. Unless You're Really Good, Or It's Going To Be Really Practical. If It's A Little Thing You Think Is Cute 'cause You Made It, Just Forget It.

My Mother Always Said 'don't Bother Other People.' I Think That's Good Advice.